About Us

Garnered an industry award while buying and selling bongos in Ohio. Spent 2001-2008 lecturing about foreign currency in Orlando, FL. At the moment I’m importing terrorism in Africa. Crossed the country importing Roombas in Edison, NJ. Prior to my current job I was getting my feet wet with heroin in Bethesda, MD. Gifted in licensing jack-in-the-boxes in Pensacola, FL.